Presenting ...

Ricky the DemocRAT.

He's tough, street smart, and he doesn't take any crap.

Why?

Because I had too much time on my hands, that's why. And I'm a Cheesehead. You don't think Cheesehead was meant to be an insult? Of course it was. So is DemocRAT meant to be an insult? Of course it is.

I say own it and be proud.

Ricky is.